Haha. Cute idea, very original. I had to read it twice before I got it. Very witty. =)

I read this three or four times wondering what it was and if it was some inside joke that only [pens&feathers] got. Then I read the tags and felt stupid. Good job though!

I do feel that the sentence that reads from G through M reads very awkwardly. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Must have been difficult to come with that.
Not one person questioned Ryan Seacrest
Funny observation.
G-M: How about “Giants have irises kinda like thumps head milk?”