I crouched in the tall savannah grass, as I watched a warthog and a meercat sing about their wonderful life. What a shame! The warthog’s life would soon be cut short. I was going to kill him as if he were a sow and i was a very violent group of boys stranded on an island with no adult authority.Just as I held up my hands, made of many scissors and other sharp objects, ready to go in for the kill, I was interupted by Ross & Rachel fighting in the background. Then by a very small man. he held up a plate of green breakfast foods and demanded:

“Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox?”

I responded, “I will not eat them Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham.”

My comment destroyed all of his hopes and dreams and he turned away and began to cry. Just then, a Native American princess, barely clothed, came over to cheer him up. She pulled a strange ball out of her gucci purse. It was half red and half white and she threw it on the ground and called out,

” I choose you, Pikachu!”