I am a rock. I will spend eternity rooted to the ocean bed, just another chunk of Earth, and all that will ever change is the sky above me.

No. Why do I sell myself short? I am a mighty mountain, carved in the image of Mother Nature herself. I have been borne to this Earth for the sole purpose of being beautiful for beauty’s sake. I will spend eternity as a monument to my own magnificence, and all that will ever change is the sky above me.