What did you do last night?
Tried to evoke a succubus… for research purposes only, of course. Didn’t work, though. I’ll try again tonight.

Favorite subject in school?
The one where they teach you that no matter how good you are, no matter how hard you try, you’ll always lose to someone who has richer parents.

One word that describes you?
Just one? How about “rapscallion”?

The best thing?
About me? Uh, I don’t know… I can hold my breath for a really long time?

The last person you spoke to?
Alive or dead? Corporeal or non-corporeal? When you say “person”, do you mean “human”? You gotta’ be more specific…

Parents married?
Nope.

Are you a social person?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Me? I’m the life of the frakkin’ party. Can’t you tell?

What did you have for breakfast?
Two Adderall, a Twinkie and a Mountain Dew. That’s right, baby: Breakfast of Champions!

Your favorite thing to spend money on?
The usual stuff… Comics, games, silver bullets…

Do you hate someone?
I hate everyone equally.