Looks like I’ve become the alternative human dictionary. Oh yes, indeed.

The boys are asking me what the hell ‘Cafe Minimalism’ is. I wonder if I should actually tell them. Will they actually get it? Will they put it to use?

Cafe Minimalism…hmm…

Okay, a philosophy of minimalism without actually putting into practice any of its tenets.

Okay boys…

Okay?

I’ve lost them. They’re sticking lit incense in their damned noses again.

As if you could actually get high from it.

I wonder if they heard.

This shall be my worst ficlet.

The Distorted Images of a Sociopath’s Night Activities.

A possible title!

What now?

Recreational Slumming?

As if you would know, guys…

Okay then, Recreational Slumming is the practice of participating in recreation activities in a class one percieves as lower than one’s own.

Yes. Just like in that Chuck Palahniuk book.

Get that out of your nose! I’m serious.

Yes, Annie Hall is a good film.

They are so distractive.