BTW , there really ought to be a way to tag Ficlets as IMMATURE . But anyway…

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(Ringggg…)

“Hello?”

“Uuuuhhhhhh… Is this Harry Balzac?”

“Yeah. Who’s this?”

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(CLICK)

“Cool….”