Wow, that would be sorta frustrating. I liked how you used the names, though, it fit the challenge pretty well.

Wow, I know what that’s like, actually. Everybody always gets my real name wrong, they always mess up SOMETHING . Either changing an A to an E, or leaving the A out completely in my first name. Or they change the I to an E or the D to a J in my last name…
Anyway, Very well done.