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(Genre: Comedy) Cheerleader Chear Leeder's Accident

This article was clipped from the Harold Town Harold, a tragic story of a cheerleader, pom poms, and a horrible death:

LOCAL CHEERLEADER DIES TRAGIC DEATH : CHOKES ON POM POM .

Last evening, at around eight o’clock, the High High School football game was coming to a close. The High Smokers were losing three to eight against the Terrywood Trains. The High High School Head Cheerleader, Chear Leeder, was about to preform an amazing trick: The double pom nose dive. She, however, never got to complete the daring trick. Leeder jumped into the air, pom pom on nose. But by the time she reched the ground, tragedy struck. She was dead, pom pom lodged down her throat. Police Chief Anthony Cheif spoke to us. “Yeah. Cheer was in the air, clappin’ and cheerin’ and…then she wasn’t,” Police Chief Cheif told us. Cheif had no furthur comment, except that foul play is suspected. Leader was rushed to the hospital, but it was too late. There was nothing that they could do. She is expected to make a full recovery.

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