_ (There’s a typo in the word “important.”) Cookie Monster’s never been the same since he cleaned up. Sure, I know he’s holding down a job now, back with his old girlfriend and has a good chance of getting visitation with his kids back: but he’s not as much _fun. Call me selfish, I guess. But I might leave a snack pack of Oreos in his glove compartment the next time I see him.
The above post should not have been italicized. There was a “psst,” as in a whisper, that preceded the first line – a whisper to the author. Which was supposed to be cute but now looks stupid. *@#$!
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