It was a dark and dreary night. The rain poured down as my heart broke. But then I remembered the little baby smiley sun in Teletubbies! And I began to smile…Then i heard a noise in the attic.It was my true love!!!! The baby smiley sun! My face brightened as he entered my bedroom for some fun. He smiled at me cheesily, and said to me would you like to eat some cake with me? I told him I was on a diet. Then we cuddled. And then all of a sudden he said to me suprisingly “Oh look! It’s a mouse poop!” and It’s in our cake!!!! So then he took a big mouthful and chewed it in my face. It was then time for our annual charaoke duet. HIs voice was smooth and soft while we harmonized “El Dorado”. Smooth and soft like something else I know of…..=)! Baby smiley sun had made me tinkle in my pants a little bit I was soo happy and I began to forget that I was a nazi. I stared at my lover and relized he was jewish. Then i took out a Ak-47and then…stuck it in my…... what?