WOW this is the best story EVER EVER EVER !

What in the name of all that is sane is going on in this story?
Oh dear…I hate to give a low rating, but sometimes you just have to.
Work on this.

Fyora stole my comments on this.

I just figured it was in answer to some really, really bizarre challenge with, um, lots of odd requirements and stipulations. And really, rating your own story? Bad form.

ummm I hate to be mean, but What were you smoking when you wrote this Jumble pile of………. bleeep.

Meanest. Comments. Ever. Seriously? Okay, I understand not liking a story, but that’s no reason to be jerks about it. I’m going to take a line from Flight of the Conchords and say: “What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please.”

I actually thought this ficlet was sort of charming in a demented, weird way. It kept my attention and entertained me. That is a lot more than I can say about most of the ficlet output lately; what with the boring multi-part high school angst epics that seem to have taken over this place.
You’ve got a lot of imagination. Keep writing what you want to write, the way you want to write it. I do agree with THX though: rating your own ficlet is a bad move.

I think mine was constructive: I merely wanted to say that I don’t understand what is going on, and why it’s going on. And I want to know what plot the story was intended to have?
I’m not sure if someone would rather me say that right out, or say what I said…
And I think I will also say that my sequel is meant as an “inspired by” to this Ficlet.

Not everything needs a plot. Some stories can stand on their own and just… be. Stupid and silly and nonsense are valid methods of expression as well.

I suppose, but faces and misspellings distracted me a bit. And I was expecting something more. Most people wouldn’t put a Nazi of any sort {grammar, soup, german, neo etc.} in a stupid/silly thing.
Perhaps a Fruit Salad Nazi from the Wiggles may have fit better than an anti-Semitic one using an AK-47? [No Fruit Salad for you, Baby Smiley Sun!]

You’re right, I was a little lost with the Nazi thing. I just figured the author was hopped up on cough syrup while reading The Diary of Anne Frank or something…

wow…this caused a lot of controversy. i agree with tarzan and fyora; it really does need work (it doesn’t make a lot of sense—at all), but partly it’s the nonsensicalness that makes it entertaining. sort of reminds me of a condensed alice in wonderland-type thing. (and just so you know, lewis carroll was on an opium high when he dreamt that and put it through the eyes of a 5-yr-old. so that’s not necessarily a good thing. though it can be.)

congratulations on making me give my Longest Comment Ever.

and also, i do agree with them that rating your own story and then saying “best story ever” sounds really conceited and bluhcky.

I didn’t understand this story at all, and I agree with blueyedwonder, thx, and kermitgorf.