She really hates squirrels !

That’s what happens when they decide you’re a bad nut and throw you down the garbage chute…

Well played!

Oh, and extra kudos for the _pun_ishing title! :)

Ooh, I thought it was a random aside to the story, but nooooo….you rock! That evil Veruca, no wonder she’s named after a wart.

Haha, that’s great. I still love this series with all its allusions to Wonka.

See? Unfortunately, some things don’t change. Veruca’s still full of greed & vanity.
Would someone who remembers the works kindly add a Ficlet? Thanks ever so much.

I agree. I’d love it if someone else joined in.