Foreword

I hate when some author gets feeling all profound and names his/her novel something pompous like The Velvet Squirrel or something. None of that nonsense here, nope.

What I’m looking for am be 2 things:

1) An attention-grabbing title
2) Something not unlike turning on a bug-zapper that attracts maniacs.

If you’ve made it this far… well, based on the title, I’ve found what I’m looking for. Enjoy yourselves, and clean up after.

- The Franchise
Buzzards Bay, Masachusetts
March 12th, 2007