I dunno…The Velvet Squirrel sounds pretty attention-grabbing to me. Not as attention-grabbing as say, the Drug-Fueled Velvet Squirrel, but I’m sure there’s an audience for that somewhere. :)

Have to agree with PixelFish here: The Velvet Squirrel, with a tasteful cover, could be quite attention grabbing and sell well to the Starbucks crowd. And the squirrel in question could indeed be drug-fueled as well as participate in Gore|Sex|Hate. Yes indeed, The Neo-Nazi Velvet Squirrel Performs Lewd Sexual Acts In Snuff Films For Your Pleasure could be the full title.

blue velvet squirrel wants to fuck?