Seth Miller's published ficlets

  • Unlisted Number

    “I’m so sorry, you’ll have to speak up,” she said unapologetically. The weight of Edgar on her hip digging in to her patience…

  • Mellow Yellow

    “Are there any other kinds of mallow besides marsh,” he asked between bites of his PBJ?

    Sabrina just chuckled. He’d gotten a…

  • Hooked on Phonics

    “Peter and Paul had a propensity for playing in a prodigious pile of corpulent porpoises.”

    The sentence popped around the co…

  • Clyde Corrigan

    April Joyce was compelling.
    She compelled him to act.
    No matter how irrationally.
    He knew all the details except for one: ...

  • She And Him Mature

  • The End

    “C’mon! It’ll only take a second,” she said. “Besides, we’ve been meaning to have our picture made together.”

    “Taken,” I cor…

  • Christmas At Ground Zero

    “You’ll always be,” he stammered, pushing eyeglasses to forehead glasses, mopping up his sloppy tears. Chestnuts roasting on …

  • Unnecessary Accessory, Part II Inspired by text

    “This is the new reality,” he said to no one in particular.

    “History will not judge you kindly,” I said.

    He paused, only to…

  • Unnecessary Accessory

    “I thought you’d be taller,” was as clever as I could muster.

    “Siddown,” he clipped, never taking his eyes off mine.

    I low…

  • Shelter

    “Pisz-ghetti,” she smilingly sputtered through tomato teeth.

    “Spaghetti,” I softly replied, curling the corners of my mouth …

  • Bed-ridden Mature

  • Expletive Deleted

    “Expletive Deleted!”

    “Redacted!”

    “Chevy Chase! Wait! No! That was Gerry Ford”

    The buzzer sounded, sighs sighed and shoulde…

  • No More Friday Nights

    Dry mouth is a misnomer after you’ve had your last swig of beer. Skunk mouth too base; Slack-jawed: your face.

    No holds are …

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