[Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

by Howie Amourscow

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted 10 months ago

    I’m not sure this “turns it into a decent story,” CMTKOM , but I couldn’t resist going here. Hope you don’t mind…

  2. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow…You guys make a GREAT team. (but I think we all knew that already)

    I’m STILL laughing. (Hopefully you think that’s an appropriate response.)

  3. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 10 months ago

    Wow, that was horrid, simply horrid…the situation, the visuals, the inner conflict, the horrible fate, the drudgery. All horrid. Really nasty. Well done.
    LoA

  4. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Maybe I’m out of my mind, but I’d like to see this continue…

  5. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    MagicEightBall's Buddy Icon MagicEightBall

    Posted 9 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    You crack me up. That was a good read. Thanks.

  6. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Batak Beatrix's Buddy Icon Batak Beatrix

    Posted 9 months ago

    Hey! I’ll have you know that I am an archaeologist and I’m not creepy, old, or a man!

    With that disclaimer, nicely done.

  7. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted 9 months ago

    Aha, Batak, but you haven’t read the “elritch tome,” since you clearly have more sense than to go looking for it: the members of your profession who seek it out are all, sadly (for The Demon), creepy, old and male!
    (Similarly, not all wizards are crazy, just the ones The Demon has to bugger.)
    Poor Demon. But, as the lamp on The Flintstones used to say, it’s a living.

  8. [Worst Ficlet Challenge] No One Ever Feels Sorry For Me

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 9 months ago

    I can’t look.

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