ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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It was horrible.

Horrible. And terrible. It was so soul-destroyingly awful that mere words can not express just how mind-numbingly dreadful it was.

The pain, I mean. The pain was just really…really bad.

Horrendous, even.

Dr. Jack Irons endured the pain, not giving the horrid beast the satisfaction of crying out. He was too much of a man for that. And the beast was indefatigable, i.e. incapable of being tired out; not yielding to fatigue; untiring. Dr. Jack Irons wasn’t sure how much more he could take, or how much longer the beast would continue it’s relentless, sedulous, unrelenting assault.

Dr. Jack Irons checked his watch. The ghastly beast’s grisly attack had gone on for about twenty minutes, with no end in sight.

If only I hadn’t read from that evil book of dark magick, Dr. Jack Irons thought.

Indeed.

If only he hadn’t read from that evil book, Dr. Jack Irons wouldn’t be getting violently buggered to death by a primordial Goat-Man from beyond time.

It’s funny how these things work out.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 9 months ago

    My entry in the Fyora’s Worst Ficlet Challenge. Now it’s someone else’s turn to write a sequel that actually turns it into a decent story.

  2. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 9 months ago

    ...That’s really not that bad.
    It didn’t say much, but it’s not that bad.

  3. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 9 months ago

    You’re bloody right it’s “not that bad”! It’s dead brilliant if I might say so myself. I believe that, in a mere 1024 characters, I have captured the true, soul-desecrating, mind-eradicating horror of what it must be like to be forcibly violated in a sexual manner up the bum by a hairy half-man, half-goat, Satyr-like goat-man. Out of all the ficlets depicting goat-man-on-man buggery, I dare say this ficlet is in the top ten.

  4. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    Batak Beatrix's Buddy Icon Batak Beatrix

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Any story that pays homage to Garth Marenghi gets 5 stars from me.

  5. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 9 months ago

    thats not bad thats good you suck (???)

  6. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 9 months ago

    Well, thank you, fellow travelers. Finally, someone who respects true genius.

  7. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    MagicEightBall's Buddy Icon MagicEightBall

    Posted 9 months ago

    “Out of all the ficlets depicting goat-man-on-man buggery, I dare say this ficlet is in the top ten.”

    That right there is comedy gold.

  8. ScapeGoat [Worst Ficlet Challenge]

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 9 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sickest/funniest thing I ever read, satire at it’s bloody good best.

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