What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

by Dreamer

So I’m staring at the doorknob. Why am I staring at my doorknob? I’m retarded. Ooh cool, if a move around it reflects all these pretty colors! That’s awesome. I really shouldn’t have put it on backwards. Now the lock is on the other side. Those ideas that go on forever bug me. Those ones that loop around back to themselves again. Like the ‘if god can do anything can he create a rock that can’t move’ one. That one annoys me, I must think of an answer. Yes. The answer is yes. he can, he’s just not dumb enough to. The chicken/egg one annoys me too. I say rooster. I thought of another one of those earlier but I can’t remember. Oh well. This bathroom smells weird. It’s probably that scented candle over there. Smell of spinach casserole?! What kind of scented candle is this?! Yeuch. Dumb doorknob. I’m going to try it again. Nope, it’s still locked. I really shouldn’t have put the lock on the outside.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 10 months ago

    I hope this is ok, I’m not very good at long monolougues.

  2. What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 10 months ago

    Definitely fits the challenge, with a sort of resigned desperation with a sprinkle of tangents. Not sure if they were typos, but a few spots were hard to follow. I liked the extremely odd scented candle though.
    LoA

  3. What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

    Freedom :]'s Buddy Icon Freedom :]

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Its great, I too like the scented candle part!

  4. What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 9 months ago

    lol, this is funny. I love the pretty colors thing. That’s something I would say.

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