Ficlets

Um, yeah…I can’t really do that -Camille

“GEORGE!! Put your crumbs in the fridge!” -My mom getting me to clean up, while getting something out of the refridgerator. I don’t think that she was thinking about what she was saying.

Someone: You know your tired when you try to open your office door with the “unlock” button on your car keys.

Someone (the same one): We need to practice

Me and libby were in a world of our own

Me: ...Hey libby, lets tell the people down there
Libby: Hmmm. Its a little far
Me: We can use Morse Code!!
Someone (the same someone): Yeah, Morse code everyone. Lets go, we really need to practice.

I dont think your going to get that one.

wait for it…..wait for it…..

“Im going to go get my chair, so i can like, sit in it”

Me: frankinstein might get jealous
Keeg: lol u should know i was half asleep
Me: i do
Keeg: okay then and it was only in profile
Me: LOL

=D =D

look! they’re twins

I dont have something nice to put at the beginning of my profile like keeg and camille.

“Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.”

Aww, A Walk to Remember was a good movie.

Bring Back the LIGHT!
(to the few who get it- actually, no one here should get it, unless i’m being stalked)

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
- Dan Quayle

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

How come phsycics never win the lotteries??

Also, i dont know how to spell in the one above.

YAY IM SWEET apparently

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Me: Adam Sandler cant sing or act.
Matthew: Who’s Adam Sandler?
HA

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research

“All the people at my work are stupid. Especially some of them”
-my mom

“I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.”

Illiterate? Write For Help

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Dad: I’ll see you later at the hamburger party
Me: What the heck?
Dad: Oh, we are having in-n-out for dinner
Me: Okkkkaaaay

And god said to the believers, “Worship no other god but me….turn in memory work quizes in bible class….love jesus…..do page 10…..have faith in your god….suck up to the bible teacher”

“Would you have turned out differently if the yoghurt was banana flavored?”

“The voice from the darkness said ‘Are there any wizards in there?’ The occupants looked at each other in puzzlement. ‘No’ said the kid, the kind of ‘no’ that means ‘why are you asking?’
‘OK, how about werewolves?’ said the voice eventually. ‘What do they look like?’ asked the kid. ‘Ah, well, they look perfectly normal right up to the point where they grow all, like, hair and giant paws, and leap through the window at you’

From: “The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (funniest book in the world)

Trematodes are real.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK… WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

acorn360: she’ll think your insane
wytherwings: nopers
wytherwings: well…
wytherwings: she does think im insane
acorn360: wow
wytherwings: but not cuz of that
wytherwings: lol
wytherwings: she’s insane too thou
wytherwings: lol
wytherwings: that would be funny
wytherwings: ENJOY UR PIE
wytherwings: sry
wytherwings: had to say that
wytherwings: just ingore that
wytherwings: igore

texasluver: straightness
I am now officially declaring a state of emergency. Lol camille (skiers are better)

Keegan wants to be in this, her and her cute little hat thingy. SURPRISE

Fine heres your paragraph:

Ms Cheled….maybe i shouldn’t tell her name actually. Ms Anonymous Person was born in a small town just on the outskirts of Glen- hmm, shoudnt say that either, of Somewhere. She currently attends a school with her best friend Mr Someone else. Look for her artwork this spring when it is put on show at a gallery in Paris. Okay- Yes i love you too, and will really miss you at the end of this year. The End

Camille and camille:
You two are my best friends too. So i guess you guys and Keeg are just about my top 3 best friends. I love you guys. I will miss you next year, but we have to stay in touch. =D

Discworld is settled on the backs of 5 elephants. These elephants stand on a walking turtle. (i know, good balance right?) Where the turtle is going, no one knows. Some suspect that it is going to a mating ground. When the turtles mate, new discworlds are made. This is refered to as the “BIG BANG” theorum.

Me and Eamon were making fun of Hilary Clinton during math. (of course no teacher is ever there)
Mr. Orr (the english teacher walked in)
Me: Mr. Orr, what are your views on politics?
Mr. Orr: Anyone want a cookie??

Then he gave us two boxes of girl scout cookies between the 5 of us. It was a good math class.

5 Best Ways to argue:

Yell

Send an angry letter

Curse

Silent Treatment (it drives my teachers insane)

Small Claims Court (sueing)

“Oh look, a stagecoach!!”

The best newpaper title i have ever seen:

_{Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead}

“George, when are you going to finish writing my report??”
~Abigail