Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

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Albuquerque, NM- The demise of the controversial superhero group The Ex-Men (not to be confused with the X-Men) was reported Thursday afternoon. Authorities are considering it a hate crime.

The Ex-Men’s meteoric rise to fame after defeating such supervillains as the The Clinic Bombers, the Prissy Picketers and the Those People Who Stand Outside of Sporting Events, Concerts and Abortion Clinics With Hate-Mongering Signs, was quickly overshadowed by society’s scorn over their hyper-sexuality.

The group consisted of Lucid Lips, known for the ‘kiss of death’, the ability to fling her lips at foes up to three miles away; Chest-icals; Hairy Legs, known for her unwillingness to shave her porcupine-like legs; and Booty-licious.

While authorities consider it to be a hate crime, some members of the superhero community, including close friend Shower Girl believe that this is the work of the Ex-Men’s nefarious arch-enemies, the She-Men.

Funeral services will be Saturday afternoon at First Unitarian Church.

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  1. Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 8 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Bizarre and twisted…but funny. This whole series really gets weird, which is great.
    LoA

  2. Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love the participation in this quirky send up of super heroes.
    awesome and funny names.
    LoA

  3. Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Another fic of yours I missed! For shame. This was great, tbs. Inspired, even. Loved the title.

  4. Superhero Obituaries - The Ex-Men

    chakatreatmentson!(LoA)'s Buddy Icon chakatreatmentson!(LoA)

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’ve been to a lot of bars with these (ex)guys and they were a great bunch! More of a man than you’ll ever be and more of a woman than you’ll ever get!! They were a great group and will be sorely missed…DAMN YOU she-men…damn you…

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