Shiver Me Timbers!

by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

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“Dude, this is totally -“

“Wait, did you hear something?”

“Other than the uncanny silence of zombie-werewolf-vampire hunting ninjas? Nope, nothing.”

“There it is again… sounded like someone shouted ‘Yarrrr’.”

“No, but I definitely heard a ‘Yo-ho-ho’. “

“Holy Keira-Knightley-In-A-Corset… we’ve got pirates!”

“Dude, if we survive, this will be the most awesomest night ever!”

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Shiver Me Timbers!

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I have got to hear more about
    zombie-werewolf-vampire hunting ninjas. : )

  2. Shiver Me Timbers!

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I had hoped we could have pirates!

  3. Shiver Me Timbers!

    FlirtingWithaBrickWall's Buddy Icon FlirtingWithaBrickWall

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    “Holy Keira-Knightley-In-A-Corset” sounds like the onld batman movies where robin randomly adds something random after holy ever 5 seconds “holy honey pot, batman!” everytime. it’s so bad. your’s doesnt suck out loud, though, it fits with so it’s good. thank you for not being a robin.

    (p.s. pirates are waaaay better than ninjas)

  4. Shiver Me Timbers!

    Nick's Buddy Icon Nick

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Holy Keira-Knightley-In-A-Corset is sure to go down as one of the all time greatest lines in a Ficlet.

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