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Enter the Brigands

“I don’t think awesomest is a word, but we got bigger problems!”

“Dude, drop it like it’s hot.”

“Just in front of us, right now, as I’m speaking to you – there are exactly thirteen berserk werewolves standing underneath a very very very full moon. “

“Oh Snap!”

“Behind us are about eighteen rotting, soulless, ghoulish, querulous, freaked out zombies lacking free will who want nothing better than to sink their carnassial teeth into the flesh of the living.”

“What’s good? I gotta bounce.”

“But what I’m most concerned about are the zombie-werewolf-vampire hunting ninjas that just appeared aboard that pirate ship.”

“Them boys ain’t nuthin’. See that chubby zombie-werewolf-vampire hunting ma swagger G ninja over there with there with the big chain? I’ll obliterate him!”

“Dude, are you nuts? Even that chumpy ninja brigand could tear you in half in three seconds!”

“Could not!”

“Could too!”

“Could not!”

“Stop! Why are you talking like that?”

“Like, Sorry dude. I do that when I’m nervous…”

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FlirtingWithaBrickWall
Posted about 1 year ago

why did voice #2 just change his dialect?
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YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 year ago

Did he? Or was he just getting nervous and taking on a new persona? I’d like to believe the latter. You decide. ~ Master Yoda
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fostergrant
Posted about 1 year ago

I don’t agree with brick wall. The story needed life. A very slight dialect altering adds flavor. That’s my 2 cents.
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Saint Chuck
Posted about 1 year ago

Pretty funny. I don’t know if there’s a point, or if I just missed it, but it reminds me quite a bit of my friends…
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Dangerous Angels
Posted about 1 year ago

lol. Very funny. Love it!
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YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 month ago

Surprised to see this one pop up – it’s over a year old…
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Tad Winslow
Posted about 1 month ago

Im glad it did pop up again, yoda. I never would have read it! Far too funny, and lol about how you signed ur comments master yoda last year. A good ficlet you have written <——-(yoda speak).