Brilliant Dr. Seuss parody. You have outdone yourself THX .

Love it! And Pyro is right, you have out done yourself.
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Incredibly written, and really original. The twist didn’t really knock me off my feet though, since it seems like you sort of gave it away with the title.

Good job, but came across more like Fezzik from princess bride (“Stop rhyming, I mean it”, “anybody got a peanut”) rather than Dr Suess.

the resounding sense of doom with that last line gave me the willies! Awesome.

I agree with everyone else, because I lack the capacity for original thought, unlike you apparently. This is really quite awesome. I love that you really pushed the boundaries of the challenge to make it even more challenging.
I kind of guessed the twist early on, simply because I hate going to the doctor as much as this guy (he seems like a dentist). But an awesome, fun read.
Thank you so much for entering. I’m surprised you gave in so quickly to my pestering.

I guessed at the twist, too, before I got to it, but I was having so much fun reading that wacky dialogue I didn’t care. Did you misspell Dr. Seuss’s name on purpose?

He’s like a zen master Yoda.. would have fit well in that Challenge as well. seems like hes in an asylum to me.
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brilliantly executed

awesome i really liked it

shaking head, laughing to self Very nice. I’m very impressed, to say the least; just brilliant.

Wow. Brilliant.

I didn’t get it!

Only you could manage to put Dr. Seuss together with “Fargin Queer” all in one ficlet..
Brilliant! I loved it.

this really reminded me of fezzik from the princess bride.
a lot.
but also dr. seuss.
niiiiiice one. :)