I was born in the wagon of a traveling show…

No, wait, that’s not right.

I’m a born and bred Navy brat that’s pretty liberal in my thinking and generally likes people. I’ve been told I have a wicked and off-the-wall sense of humor, which I think really means that my jokes are funny only to me. That’s what I get for knowing people that aren’t into Monty Python and “The Adventures of Buckeroo Banzai”. Thank heavens for “The Simpsons”!

Some call me neurotic, some call me crazy and some call me the most stable person they know. I’m probably all of the above. And I love to write, but have done far too little of it recently.