I have wings, but my flight ability is limited due to underdeveloped pectorals (I have to get back to the gym soon, my feet are killing me!).
I can do science with one hand tied behind my back.
I have a Nobel prize for breakfast.
I can divide by zero (it gives me slight headache though, so I don’t do it anymore at parties)
I use my powers only for good.
I can fill a box with irrelevant text in nine seconds flat.