It seems so innocent, yet that last sentence is great!!

Oh. My. This is rather disturbing…

Haha! Wow, I suspected something when she mentioned the funeral.

Having been one of those “useless” secretaries (and having hated that boss, ugh!), I really, really liked this. Nice surprise ending.

very good. I was not expecting the ending at all.

This is funny (though slightly creepy) and I really like it. Change “jenen” to “jensen” in line three.

Ha, this was hilarious….and disturbing. But funny…and kinda creepy. =)
Anyway, I loved the tone in this. At first I was wondering why she wasn’t needling this caller, but then I read the last sentence. Nice.

Funny and odd… 5 stars.

bahah, i loveee the last line!

Take the money run? Or just scratching an itch? Good stuff.

Excellent work.
Way to write with a punchline for effect!

Didn’t see that coming, good work!

cold blooded killer..and so casual about it. present tense made it better then past tense.

i like itttt : )

roflll.
ahaahaha.
erm. i mean.well.. that was great! :]

Wow. I totally wasn’t expecting the last part! Not even when she mentioned the funeral. It is, however, still slightly disturbing.
But Funny, still funny in a “I shouldn’t find this funny but I can’t help it.” sort of way.

Haha thats great! The ending was perfect. Awesome job.