This is “Six Men I’d Do if I Were a Whore.”

Since I mentioned this one in a comment already:
1. Martin Luther. He did say that a man should leave his wife wanting to come back to the bedroom. I imagine he must be pretty good to be that confident.

2. Davy Jones. Especially if he looks like they showed him in Pirates of the Caribbean… Must be too much Japanese porn. Either way, I’m pretty sure he’s a pirate, and I rather like pirates.

3. Some guy I know. Doesn’t everyone know somebody they would, but they’re just not desperate enough to do so? Yeah, I know a guy, and if I were, I would. But sadly, I’m not. Though there have been times I wish I was.

4. Adam. He’s the first generation since the big guy himself, so he’s got to be good, right? Then again, maybe it’s the opposite since he didn’t have any competition… I have to know.

5. Jack the Ripper. Because I’m crazy like that.

6. The Marquis De Sade. He’s the originator, I may as well try it.