5 Awkward Things to Do or Say Right Before the Lights Go Out

5. “Ever seen the Silent Hill movies?”

4. [Acts as if about to throw up]

3. “I’m actually Michael Jackson in disguise.”

2. [Cocks head a little to the right with a detached, deranged smile; must be done with a slight high-pitched chuckle]

1. “I’m a cannibal.”

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