5. “Do you think that the monsters that live under the bed are afraid of the dark?”

4. “I should have gone to the bathroom before I got in bed.” {wait a few seconds and say “never mind I’m good”}.

3 “You do know I’m a man don’t you?”

2.”That’s a pistol in my pocket, and I’m not glad to see you.”

1.”Those burritos I had for dinner sure were good, but I shouldn’t have eaten so many of them.”