5.
Stare at your little sister until she wakes up.
4.
Pick a song that your parents hate, leave the radio next to their bed, set the alarm for one minute, turn up the volume to the max, then RUN !
3.
“You’ve been asleep for 5 days!”
2.
Laugh evilly the minute someone opens their eyes. (Must be done loudly and creepily to achive premium effect.)
1.
”::Insert Name Here::, I AM YOUR FATHER !!!”