5 More Awkward Things To Do or Say Right Before The Lights Go Out

5. “Do you think that the monsters that live under the bed are afraid of the dark?”

4. “I should have gone to the bathroom before I got in bed.” {wait a few seconds and say “never mind I’m good”}.

3 “You do know I’m a man don’t you?”

2.”That’s a pistol in my pocket, and I’m not glad to see you.”

1.”Those burritos I had for dinner sure were good, but I shouldn’t have eaten so many of them.”

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