Ted should have smacked Barbie around. That might have gotten her talking. Great job!

I love it! It’s got that awesome old-fashioned detective vibe.

Perfect feeling of hardcore detective narrating. And it was all the funnier when I found out what he was! Great job.

They killed Raggedy Ann?!

Someone had decided to beat the stuffing out of her, and when they couldn’t, they gutted her.
Don’t understand how anyone could see that as an Act of God.
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Loved Mr. Potato Head and Barbie, though. Great stuff.

Hey, thanks for the responses.

For the Act of God thing, I had figured that the only thing that could rip a toy doll apart was the kid who owned it. So really, most of Ted’s cases couldn’t be solved because this “invisible god”, the kid, would be responsible.

The comment “what kind of god would do this?”, points to the kid (which we usually consider pure) as being the monster to these toys.

Don’t know if you could really tell all that from the text, but that was the general idea.