The Time Has Come

Yes, my sweet sweet civilians, our precious town (so unfortunately well prepared for external attack that we are all trapped) is in peril. The inevitable has come, what we have all feared for the past four and a half years since Dawn of the Dead hit the cinema. I understand many of you will now look to me as your savoir. Here is a list of precautions to take.

1. If you are young and lucious, do not hesitate to make yourself home at my mansion, we will all be safely locked in.

2. If you are a bit worn out, better to appease the hordes outside the gates and save the rest of the town for me from the, ah zombies.

Lovely Chatting with you all,

Your hungry honourable Mayor