“ WHY ?! Why in Stovo’s name, why?“

Pst! Yeh YOU !

Um did i ask the question yet? No? OK well for starters, there is one catch, your answer cannot contain a “because”, “why not”, or “it just is”.................now back to the story. Sorry i had to stop it right when his eyes were popping out in fear; not a pretty sight i know.

“_So, think you can answer anything i can throw at you? There isn’t room enough in this ‘ere Fickville for the three of us.”

“Three-?”

“Oh thats not YOUR cat? You can’t lie to me Mr Stovohobo, I know you know something. Now tell me,

WHAT DID CHUCK NORRIS DO TO WALDO ?!_“

-and you thought you knew it all (queue evil laugh).