Len and Brian opened the Guide to Surviving a Zombie Attack by some young Zombie expert in the midwest.

“Turn the page Brian,” Len said, “get to the part about where to hide.”

“Ok, ok, it says here on page 109, find shelter in a cave , if no cave is available ( city dwellers), subways and cellars also make attractive abodes to hide from the walking undead. Don’t use wood as a means to board up doors and windows, as Zombies are very strong and have karate abilities in regards to wood,” said Brian.

“This Stovo guy, he really knows about Zombies doesn’t he Brian?,” said Len

“Yeah I saw him on Larry King last week when the Zombie attacks started. That’s why I bought his book for 99 cents on Amazon.com, as you can see it’s very doggy eared,” Brian said. “Ok page 200, if possible try to blend in and pretend you are one of them. Tear your clothes and smear them and your face with fake blood, (real if you’re not squeamish), powder up your face to appear pale. Remember Zombies are not as smart as a fifth grader.”