Operation Pigmy

Alright everyone, here’s the deal (Claps hands together).

Anyone over 5 feet tall is to come to the White House. I am a good friend of Mr. Bush. If you’re under 5 feet tall, you will be placed in the trenches that surround the White house. A wall shall be built slightly behind the trench encircling the White House, so they can’t get in.

All those under 5 feet tall will be equiped with the latest zombie-fighting gear (holds up staple gun). you guys should be able to hold them off while we supply you with water balloons and stale bread.

We, on the other hand, will be ensuring the human race is being carried on. Therefore, Jessica alba and Pamela anderson are to preside in the Oval Office with me.

If the Zombies get into the whitehouse, we’ll have Al Gore there to beat them to death with his bullshit.

Oh, and one more thing: If Hillary gets elected, we all die =)