_{Sorry, i had to have Kelly belly star in this. Please endure this doldrumatic story (i might have made the word up, im not sure) =D}

This story starts out with Kelly Belly and a cavalcade of pizza-eating outings.

Now Kelly was not an ordinary girl. She loved pizza. Now, what could cause such a heart- non healthy habit? It was simple. She was following the footsteps of her role models. The twins. =D (sorry im addicted to that smiley)

_{Okay, enough with the cheezy intro full of inside jokes that no one will get.}

Kelly was eating pizza with her best friends, when suddenly, she felt the urge to jay-walk across the street to Pizza Hut. Now- buying pizza is so over-rated. Our kleptomaniac character walks over to the counter and distracts our server. We’ll call him John Lennon. Stealing pizza straight from the box, Kelly is now on the most-wanted list.