Depending on the alien species, it could be a little bit from column A, a little bit of column B.

OMG toooooooo funny.. the best fan fiction ever!!!!!!!!!!! spot on imitation of kirk and gang. i read it aloud.. a masterpeices in comedy.!
LoA

I’m not sure if I really did Scotty justice (I have trouble writing English with an accent), but I had a lot of fun writing it. :D