Awesomely funny story. Tremendously humorous final paragraph. Your eye for comedic details is uncanny. My grandparents love Golden Corral! But I think the bit about walking through peanut butter mixed with Elmer’s glue was the best. Top notch as usual. How the heck am I going to judge this challenge? So many great entries!

the ending is unexpected. The irony in old people liking to drive fast.. that is the humor value right there! Well written story.. and an enjoyable read..

The image of bloody and mangled yet smiling old folks stumbling out of a race car definitely had me chuckling. Nice one!

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The descriptions were great and funny, and the little reveals were the best. “The greatest thing ever” and the senior citizen line, of course. Very good, just like all your other stuff.

Sounds like the way my Gram drives. I applaud your non-stereotypical descriptions.
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Hysterical. all those old people in one car, made me laugh.