Good to know, wish I had that list back in h.s. o wait I went to an all boys school..never mind. lol

LOL I laughed reading all of them, although this is my unquestionable favorite:
“I’m sorry.â€?
Apologize to me. Now.
…NOW!
This is turning into quite the series!
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This does NOT work for me… so I’ll speak the “girl language” that you talk about.

I’m sorry.

omg, you should replace, or rather maybe just put next to because matthew mcconaughy is quite hott, with david archuleta, who is absolutely gorgeous.

but he’s not a movie star.
but he’s still gorgeous.

Helpful and hilarious translations. We need to talk = we’re breaking up. So freaking true.

We need to talk could also mean “I’m pregnant.”

Not in middleschool, it doesn’t, one hopes.

Aw, man. I love this. Although, I don’t fit the stereotypes that well, being an odd tomboy breed, it fits most of my friends. Hehe.

Keep them coming. You’re like, my favorite ever.

Great stuff. So, how are things going with the ladies there, Stovo?

@Rae, good call. Forgot about that part. My bad.

Actually, I have heard of there being a pregnant girl in our school. The rumor’s also evolved into a lot of other branch-off rumors, but still, no one seems to deny the base one. It’s pretty sad.

Well, my cousin got pregnant at 14. I think she was in 8th grade at the time. So it does happen, but as Rae says, we’re hoping that it’s not often enough that “we should talk” is something we want to attribute to “I’m pregnant.” Of course, kids shouldn’t be dating at that age either. At least not seriously. I think Nada Surf said it best, “I propose we support a one month limit on going steady. I think It will keep people more able to deal with weird situations and get to know more people.”

Ha, my mom likes Matthew McConaughey,. I don’t, I personally prefer Zack Merrick, but he’s not an actor, he’s a bass guitarist….getting off track.These things do happen in middleschool. Some people grind at dances, and I go to a Catholic school. Also, four people were caught making out by the water fountain. I love the last translation

Yeah, this handy little translation guide will serve you well into adulthood. Sorry, hun.
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“I like you.â€?
(Oh, come now. A girl is never this straightforward. It’s always through friends in a strange sort of ritual).
Don’t you dare pretend that guys are any different. You know you know better than that.
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Yeah, that wound is fresh.
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Too True

hahah. what promises broken & backs turned is way too true.
i have been to a Catholic school dance and i was scarred for life. (shudders)
ooh, flashback there.
also, yes, this was probably a very helpful guide although usually i just come out and say stuff because i’m a freak. :)

Thanks for the guide!

Thankfully, I’ve been able to figure out most of these thins myself.

Most helpful indeed!

i’m not entirely sure how true this is….but it sure is funny!!!

and, not ALL girls are that mean.

mmm the meaning of “Hello” can vary depending on tone of voice. Usually if they like ur presence, they’ll say it in a higher pitch or light tone. And yea, “We need to talk” does mean “we’re breaking up”.

“hello” really does depend on the tone of voice.
and “we need to talk” doesn’t always mean “we are breaking up” but it usually involves something that could lead to a break up.
i needed to “talk” to my boyfriend.
My bff ended up screaming at him on the phone for hours.
But we got through it.
And we aren’t broken up.
And i said “we need to talk” hahahha
LOVE THIS !!!!!!!

In middle school, I hated how people delegated others to say they liked someone. Guys did it too! I, for one, refused to be the delegate, and I told the guy I liked (funny to look back on, now) that I did. Actually, I yelled it at him. Anyway.
I’m enjoying this, for the most part. It’s all generalization, but it’s funny. Go you.
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In middle school, I hated how people delegated others to say they liked someone. Guys did it too! I, for one, refused to be the delegate, and I told the guy I liked (funny to look back on, now) that I did. Actually, I yelled it at him. Anyway.
I’m enjoying this, for the most part. It’s all generalization, but it’s funny. Go you.
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That reminds me, in middle school, I heard a lot of “I don’t know” responses from guys. Most of them were aloof people afraid of sharing themselves. I don’t know could’ve meant anything and it aggravated me to no end. So the exchange is fair, I think.
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And “I hate your guts” doesn’t always mean that. Sometimes it means, “I hate you for making me feel this way, but I adore you.” It’s true.
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(shakes head)Storykeeper is right about the “I hate your guts.”
Usually the “Hello” for me means get out of my space.But that just depends on who you are, how I say it, and what kind of mood I am in.
In my middle school, there was a rumor about one of my friends being pregnant…It was terribly sad.
Then I sat her down.It wasnt true…I hope.
5*
You should continue.

Yeah, this really shouldn’t be taken seriously. Just read it as a satirical ficlet and that’s all it has to be.