NOOOO !!!

It can’t be!

They’re killing Ficlets!

And John Perkins is dead!

Woe is the world!

wow.. i’m a little confuesed..

so am I…

I’m sure he’ll survive the assasination attempt , but now must go in to hiding….

I can’t believe this. As if the sweet Mistress Elsha Hawk would ever be responsible for something like this. But I guess that’s what makes it so funny.

And poor John Perkins! First you write a petition paying tribute to him, and now you kill him off? For shame, Trafalmadorian, for shame! :p

I don’t know if this was supposed to make me laugh or I just have a very twisted sense of humor but this cracks me up. Of course I’m utterly devasted that (from what I gathered) the League turned on itself and members started giving up other members but I really like how you portrayed it all. The dialouges great and so are the descriptions. Great job!

ok sorry john but ego must give way to fiction, and penguincaptain thanks for figuring it all out. I am on a trip right now and my wife usually reads my stuff and says doesnt make sense enuff times till it does lol

really confused.
by the way, it’s spelled “stovohobo.” all O’s. no E’s. :)

Oh no!!! The HUMAAANITY !
John can’t be dead .. he’s just getting started!

We are gathered here today to mourn the death of our brother!!

It was still an entertaining read tho!

Reading this ficlet brought out my raw emotional rage, and made me want to punch my monitor. I imagine a sequel going something like this:
killing Awesomers makes Krulltar angry. you no like Krulltar when he angry
�Stevehobo put up more of a fight than Mighty-Joe, but i got em.�
Krulltar angry!!
“THEY KILLED JOHN PERKINS â€?
Krulltar smash! Krulltar smash everything
(btw, I’m now calling you guys Awesomers)

you are a type of twisted i can really get behind krultar

What a scary thought, killing us innocent ficlet members. Great, twisted version of the future though. :)

none of us are innocent mr flowers

That was hilarious and utterly chaotic. Strange enough, my favorite bit of writing on this page was: you are a type of twisted i can really get behind Krulltar. That cracked me up. And, yeah, it’s hilarious that you spent all that energy getting John Perkins canonized and now you kill him off. What a dirty shame.

This is freakin’ hilarious. Difficult to follow, but well worth the effort to try.
And I don’t feel bad for being killed off. It kind of knocks me back down a peg after all the undue hub-bub from the petition. A quick dose of humility is good for the spirit.
One of the funniest things I’ve read here in a long time. And I’ve read some of my stuff recently, so that’s saying something.

No, no, I really don’t think your allowed to kill John Perkins. He wouldn’t be able to write any more and that’s sooo not a possibility I’m willing to think about.

“My minions! Seek out the betrayers!!
No! Not my John!
They will pay!”

Okay so I get to be evil, once. It’s like Halloween!
Did you read the basis for my screenname? Elsha is a rogue night elf.

This is freaky. very good start

That’s pretty awesome stuff right there!
LoA

It seems like John always dies! Awesome! (Not that john dies…the story I mean….)

For some reason reading this during the wee hours of the morning, seems to help it make sense. I like it. Maybe John Perkins isn’t dead, but faked his death, to avoid peril.

I would, too, I would. But now I’m the victim. [sigh].
But seriously, this was awesome. I love your inclusion of everyone.

Great job! Maybe just a little hard to follow but it was funny and creative. I really liked it!

So this is how it started :P lol!