these are soo random it’s hilarious! lmao.

i dont even Have a pillow case….oh god he must have brought one this is gross…..

Very silly, yet strangely true. And it only reinforces my irrational fear of carrots, so thanks for that!

I really need to stop clicking on these. They are addictive. And eerily cooinciding with upcoming events… I am tempted to call my dentist… just to check… ;)

OK, I think I’m going to have to change dentists. Another inventive set of “horrorscopes.” (Yep, I went there.) Can’t wait to read the next set.