I hated ninth grade.

I hated being a freshman.

I hated the stupid seniors pulling stupid pranks on the us freshman.

The only thing I liked about high school was the girls!

And there were plenty of them.

There was this especially hot one named Kelsie sitting next to me in English. Man! She was on fiyah!

She was new in town, too, so I figured I might as well befriend her.

You know, just to be nice and all.

She said she moved here from someplace called Greensville… Somewhere on the other side of the state. I think I went there once with my mom, but I’m not sure.

So, naturally, I asked her to the movies on Friday, and, naturally, she said yes! Ka-ching!

Little did I know this was only the beginning of my new high school adventures…