One sleepy eye blinks open from an intense morning snooze.

Damn eyepatch (scratches at pirate eyepatch on face with paw)

j’ai besoin de nourriture !(sniffs air)

Looks at Nouvelle Bardot’s sleeping head and slaps it with passionate enthusiasm.

réveillez-vous, bitch

Nouvelle Bardot rolls over, “quel est bébé faux?”

ferme la baise, get me food NOW

(runs to door)

le MEOW

hurry up, monsiuer kitty is STARVING

(followed by a series of engergetic and well thought out meows in various octaves)

Nouvelle Bardot groggily opens door, “chat de hâte!”

(runs down stairs)

Le MEOOOOW Le MEW MEW MEW MEW MEEERROOOOWWWW

why is she so slow?! courez rapidement, whore! (glares)

Nouvelle Bardot pours food “Pierre, soyez gentil!”

chomp chomp chomp sniff chomp chomp

“soyez un monsieur !”

eats quieter