Your cat is French (he sure sounds like it! OK, pardon the bad joke)? I wish mine was. . . .

hahahahahaha, very funny

This just keeps getting better!

yes, i actually speak to him in french, he seems to respond better to it than english. and he does wear an eyepatch, to clear up any further questions.

C’est tres drole, ce chat Francais. Mais ou est le polecat skonque de pew?