In-Character Survey: Simon from "Requiem for A Cat-Lady", "Simon's First Exorcism" and "A Digression for Discussion" Part 1
Do you do laundry regularly?
Starting off with the good questions early, I see.
Your favorite piece of furniture?
Seriously, what kind of stupid questions are these? My favorite piece of furniture!? I don’t know… the coffee table? Douche.
Night owl/morning person?
Night owl, no doubt. All the really interesting stuff happens at night.
Are there dishes in the sink?
Hey, Larry King called: he wants his weak-ass interview skills back.
Color of your bedroom walls?
Uh, white. We done yet?
One wish you’d like to come true?
Hmm. Live to be 25. But with the crap I deal with, I’ll be lucky to make it to Senior year.
Favorite TV show?
Evil Dead 2. Bruce Campbell is God!
How many places have you lived?
I grew up in Detroit, then my Mom and me, we moved up here to Nain Rouge last summer. So two, I guess. Well… three, if you count the mental hospital. But I was only there a year before I burn… I mean, before it burned down, so I don’t think that counts.