“Oook… So you’re me. How does that one work?”

“Well you’re you. You would be the ego. The concious thought. The human part of you. I would be your alter-ego s-”

“Wait so you’re evil or something?”

“No. I’m not evil. Would you say that you are wholely and completely good? No. So I’m not evil. I just happen to be everything your not. I am your exact opposite.”

“So because I’m a chick. You’re a dude?”

“Exactly. There are some key differences. I’m not physically your opposite. So I’m the same age. I’m what you would have been if you had been a boy. Well technically you were sense I am you. But you get the point”

“Right. So you’re me. Now who’s the pervert?”

“That’s the other issue. I’m you. So I only have the same knoledge that you do. I don’t know who he is. Other than the fact that I am not him.”

I sat down on the ice chair and stood up again so I wouldn’t freeze. “Well that’s real helpful. Got any suggestions then?”

“As a matter of fact. I do”