Jenson's published ficlets
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I was bored and sleepy.
Thundering crashing noises boom around me as I am dropped in a crate to the ground from maybe 100 feet. I am pumelled on a s…
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Halo Players!

“Oh no! Dangit I just died again!” I screeched as my Master Chief arsenal human was blown to pieces by a Brute Chopper as I …
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He isn't so bright.

“Hey man watsu-”
“Dude shut the F up.” my so called friend commanded me.
“Hey whats wro-” “I said shut the F up!” he in…
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Oooooooohhhh great!!

“Helloooooooooooooooo!!! I am Linsey Lohaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!” screeched my hand.
“Hey! give me some eyes you idiot!” my hand d…
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What the Crap was That?!

A peculiar looking person came from the shadows of a broken down shop with a yellow shirt, blue shoes, a red skirt,and no hai…
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Me? I'm gonna have a shop some day.

Some day …... I’m gonna build me a shop ….. with swords and other killing weapons but …......... I won’t kill anyone el…
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A Family Surprise
We join our ready adventurers in The Forest of Darkness as an undescribable creature pops out of a hole in the ground.
“Wha…
