Mad As A Hatter's published ficlets
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Like a Dog Misses Fleas

Sleep.
I hadn’t been able to enjoy it since Bert hired me as his personal assitant. But that was three months ago and Bert …
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I Love My Job? (Great Supporting Characters Challenge)

“Bert, what’re you eating?” I asked, not at all sure I really wanted an aswer.
“Cottage cheese!” he replied happily, shoveli…
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Nora

Nora was, in a word, odd. In fact, Nora actually would love to be called “odd”, because “odd” is a three-letter word and No…
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Evangeline

Evangeline liked the number 10. It was neat, pretty, perfect. In a way, it reminded Evangeline of herself.
You see, Evangeli…
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Coincidence?{Challenge by Numbers}

Colin’s favorite number was thirteen. Not because he wanted to be different, or because it happened to be the date of his bir…
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The Brink of Indecision(Uselessness's PRECISE MANEUVERS challenge)

Free throws.
They’re the bane of my existence. The crowd’s anxiety, their disappointment (or joy, depending on which team yo…
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Pool Party

Splash.
Viktor sputtered in the aftermath of Charlotte’s attack.
“That was not funny,” said Viktor, crimson eyes narrowed….
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Sheep to the Slaughter

Viktor pulled Charlotte through a clearing.
He heard her gasp.
“Viktor!” she sighed, staring at the pool of water before …
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Considering

Charlotte liked Viktor. Though honestly she couldn’t say why. She supposed he might have scared some with his unbridled inten…
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Not A People Person

Viktor liked Elementals. A lot. The fact that Charlotte was an earth Elemental really didn’t help her life expectancy.
“So …
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Another Point of View

I could tell I was going too far. Lillith looked at me, her dark eyes pleading to let her go.
But I couldn’t. God, I didn’t …
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Trapped

“It’s going to sting a bit…” warned Cal, an alcohol soaked cotton ball in hand.
My hand gripped the edge of the bathroom c…
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Oh! How Exceedingly Queer! {Brebelles Challenge}

Emma was in a dilemma. Oh dear, that rhymes, doesn’t it? Well, I assure that was totally unintentional.
Back to our story. E…
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Accidents Happen

“Ow!” came a voice from behind the door. It was him. Apparently normal people don’t throw open doors with such vigor.
“Oh!...
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Cowardice

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It's Waiting for You

It hides in the dark, waiting, watching. It wants nothing more than to devour you, to eat you alive.
We’ve all met it before…
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Do You Smell What I Smell? [Déjà vu Challenge]

It was a perfectly normal day. The kind of day you read about in children’s storybooks and romance novels. But I suppose per…
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Not to be Confused
Music
Brilliant Rapturous
Understanding Filling Bewitching
Tenderness Soul Shell Animosity
Harassing Hollowing Raging
Demen… -
We Are the Night
Dream
Fanciful Delicate
Flying Dancing Kissing
Wonderland Ecstasy Fear Wasteland
Falling Crushing Suffocating
Frightful Imm… -
She Doesn't Even Know

He felt like a stalker, watching Maggie like this. He wasn’t creepy, really. It’s just halfway en route to her pinic table he…