BernerOberland's published ficlets
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A Letter From a Grieving Father to his Son
Dear Son,
_I was going through boxes of your stuff and I came across stories you wrote and paintings that you painted, card… -
{The Dead Tell Tales Challenge} Dead Men Tell Tales
Dead man tell tales. The darkness was complete.
The crypts were all closed. Dozens and dozens of them.
Underground the cemet… -
Scavenger Hunt Challenge: A Walk with Timmy
“Did I ever tell you how I met your mother?”, Oscar asked his son Timmy while walking home from the park at three O’clock on …
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gods of the Sea.
“I sank bigger ships than you,” bragged Poseidon.
“It’s not the size of the ship that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean…
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Deities
“I am so mush prettier than you,” Aphrodite exclaimed, while looking at her reflection in the River Stix.
“Says you,” Venus…
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The gods of Love at War
“Your Honor, my client believes he has more of a right to be the official god of love, I mean he is Cupid after all?” said t…
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I Am Challenge( I am Doomed): A Poem
I am one whose friends betray him.
I am one who is accused of betrayal.
I am one whom life has sucker punched.
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Pineapple Juice
Penelope pineapple here, atop the refrigerator, about to jump down onto the dog that is terrorizing all the fruit in the pala…
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An Apple a G'day Mate
Arnie Apple ere, ow are ya? I’m avin a bit of a bad day ere.
Seems all me mates are getting chopped into salads n pies for s…
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Music Challenege: You can't Go Home
_It doesn’t matter where you are
It doesn’t matter where you go
If it’s a million miles away
Or just ten miles up the road
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Life is for the Birds: It's a Birds Life For Polly
They named me Polly. How clicheish. Every parrot I have ever met is named Polly. By the way.. “I Hate crackers.”
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It's a Goldfish's Life for Goldie
I swim in the castle. I swim out of the castle. I swim in the castle. I swim out of the castle.
O how I am begining to hate …
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On My Front Porch
Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas were standing on my front porch, yes thats right. The singing sensation brothers. On my front porc…
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The Not So Great Bank Robbery
With her walker the eldery woman went through the bank doors, smiled a crooked false teeth smile at the guard, and proceeded …
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Lefties
A recently discovered gene causes left-handedness and Schizophrenia. I’d always though scientists believed that left- handed…
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A Long Stream of Continuation (8)
Zac Efron answered his cell phone, it was The Steven Spielberg
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Confessions of an Almost Teen Boy
I have seen High School Musical ten times, part one and two.
I watch Ugly Betty and can out sing and dance Mark Indelectado.
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A Long stream of Continuation (8)
Zac Efron, putting on way too much makeup, answered his phone, it was Steven Spielberg.
“Mr. Efron, Steven here, I’d like yo…
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SuperCrybaby-Boy To the Resue:Butterfly Girl's Superhero Challenge
SuperCrybaby-Boy, his blonde hair sticking straight out, jettisoned into the air with his jetpack, flying high over the Mega…
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Iggy Scores
Skating down the ice hockey rink as fast as he could Iggy took a shot on the net, it was deflected by the opposing teams goal…
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